Copyright and Privacy Policy

'Thou shalt not steal!'
Everyone knows Pigs can't fly, wasps can't swim and you can't copyright the English language or beliefs. But thinking of words and the order to put them in to describe these beliefs and hopefully amuse you takes time and makes my brain hurt. I don't like it when people take these things from me and try to pretend they wrote it themselves, it's not fair. In this day and age of salad bar lifestyle where people just take whatever bits they feel like and leave what they don't, where theft from the little man is commonplace, i'm clinging to the thread-like hope that there's still a bit of common decency and courtesy left in the world. Please don't do it.

Students.
Feel free to use this site as reference, you can even cut and paste the bits you think are useful, but please mention www.dirtystinkingdemons.com as your source ... and don't steal the whole damn site! As my dear old dad, gods bless him, used to say 'for gods sake think for yourself, i won't be here to hold your hand forever!'

Webmasters.
Likewise, feel free to take snippets for your website or articles, but please give credit where credit is due. Links are more than welcome and please get in touch if you think your site is worthy of a link back. Obviously my decision on who and where i link to will be final. I AM the lore, and no bribe is big enough to sway me. Though i am partial to ice cold corona and double chocolate chip hazelnut cookies, so you could always try.

Privacy.
Privacy is taken very seriously on this site and email id's WILL NEVER be divulged to anyone for any reason. Rest assured any email address sent as part of any correspondance to this site will be locked up in my vault, then i'll swallow the key .. i might even swallow the vault!

Cookies.

This site does use cookies. But don't be alarmed. They're simply used to help the sites search engines along and keep track of the pages you've visited. For example, if you select the random entry option the cookie will ensure that you're not sent to the same page twice.

'Songs of praise' : The Guestbook.

The guestbook is where you can put nice comments if you have enjoyed your visit to this site. All entries in the guestbook will be reviewed before going live. ANY containing abusive, racist or discriminative remarks or spam will NOT be published and the offending users ip will be logged and banned. Please make sure any correspondence that requires a reply, be it a question, a suggestion or you just want to verbally horse whip me for some reason, is sent by holy pigeon here. Please keep it clean and polite or the Holy Pigeon will poo on your car.

Utterly important.

I'm not a rabi, priest, nun, yogi or any type of religious preacher or even practitioner. I don't go to church as often as i could. I don't believe in a singular God nor a singular devil but if you do that's great and i'm happy for you. I'm not a hindu, Sikh, Muslim, Buddhist, Rastafari, Jehovas Witness or even Atheist - i view every regions mythology and belief as a great source of knowledge through entertainment and humour, but i refuse to live my life by any of them. I'm pretty much an outsider looking in and i say what i see, i'm certainly not all knowing and like the Gods I'm prone to fits of outrageous stupidity and monumental error. Nothing on this site is intended to offend but if you find an entry particularly unsavoury, fail to see the humour of an article or feel as though i've grabbed a stick and pole vaulted right over the line of common decency please let me know here.

Good luck to you, your family and friends and please enjoy this site.

Lee - Owner of www.dirtystinkingdemons.com