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Aka : TLAELQUANI

Goddess of : Confession | Tonalli : OCELOTL (jaguar)
Trecena : OLLIN (1 Quake - 13 Water)

The Aztec moon goddess of confessions, particularly the sexual variety. Tlazolteotl is the eater of filth.

She would travel to people on their death beds and eat their filth, but before you reach for the sick bucket let me explain...

We're not talking about filth of the physical poop variety but filth of the mind. She would encourage those close to death to confess their sins then she'd gobble them all up so they could be shipped off to a happy place, cleansed and free of burden.

As a fully paid up member of the gods with a personality crisis club, she is often spotted moonlighting as Tzinteotl the Goddess of the Rump, stirring up all kinds of lustful desires and sinful thoughts with her bare breasted booty shaking antics. A quick transformation later and she's back in Tlazolteotl mode, inviting confession and offering forgiveness. It beats me why anyone would want to make so much work for themselves.

Rumour has it the Aztecs would turn hordes of specially trained prostitutes loose on military barracks then round up the filthy maidens for a mass sacrifice to Tlazolteotl. Is there no level the Aztecs won't stoop to for a bit of sacrificial entertainment?